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jennacoleman:

Clara Oswald ~ Robot of Sherwood 

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

mutethepanda:

princeowl:

'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 

Wait what?! Where has this been all my life?!

forestchld:

Things to say during sex:

  • Meat’s back on the menu boys
  • Give it to us raw and wriggling 
  • A new power is rising
  • This is a good sword
  • Something stirs in the East
  • Feast on his flesh

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

permets-tu:

remus probably got such a kick out of being like “okay neville think of snape dressed as a grandma” like that was at least 10% just for remus’ personal enjoyment